Pit i to je Amerika 3
September 21, 2007 by bas se lako pamti
Vec neko vreme “sakupljam” tekstove sa nalepnica koje moji sugradjani imaju na kolima.
- …and you think Reagan was a moron…
- A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot
- After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here?
- Be nice to America or we’ll bring democracy to your country.
- Bush on Mars, Peace on Earth.
- Dissent is the highest form of patriotism
- Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
- Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for him.
- Don’t blame me, my vote didn’t count.
- Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church
- Feel Safer Now?
- Freedom isn’t free. In fact, you have to be really rich
- Friends don’t let friends vote republican
- Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.
- George W. Bush. The best reason for Canadian citizenship.
- God bless America but fuck the assholes who run it.
- God bless America shouldn’t mean god damn everybody else.
- GW Bush. How dumb is too dumb?
- Has anybody seen my civil rights?
- He wasn’t elected Sept. 11 either!
- I don’t have to like Bush to love America
- I know what you did last election
- I love my Country. I hate it’s leaders.
- I think, therefore I’m dangerous
- If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention
- If You Didn’t Vote… Don’t Complain
- Ignorance and arrogance is bad foreign policy
- Ignore Your Rights and They’ll Go Away
- Impeach Bush. Torture Cheney.
- Imperialism: A way of life worth bombing for!
- In Bush you trusted, now we’re busted.
- In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.
- I was against Bush before it was cool
- Just because he’s a lame duck doesn’t mean he can’t still fuck up the world.
- Liberty and justice for all. Offer not available in some areas. Prices subject to change.
- Live well, laugh often, and never vote republican.
- Milosevic, Fujimori, Bush: pioneers in electoral innovation
- No, you can’t have my rights. I’m still using them.
- Proud to be American. Ashamed of my president
- Re-elect Bush because you’ve waited for Armageddon long enough!
- Silly me. I thought this was a free country.
- Some people are just too stupid to be President
- Stop Mad Cowboy Disease
- Stop World War W
- Stupid people deserve a stupid president.
- Support our troops. Bring them home alive now!
- Support our troops. We’ll need them to overthrow our government.
- Support the troops. Impeach Bush.
- The Patriot Act: Turning citizens into suspects since 2001.
- Think! It’s not illegal yet
- War is expensive, peace is priceless.
- War is terrorism with a bigger budget.
- We’re making enemies faster than we can kill them.
- What exactly are conservatives conserving?
- Why let terrorists destroy our freedom when the government does it so well?
- Without dissent it’s not America
- Would somebody please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him.
Grupa ljudi sakuplja novac da zakupi bilboard na kome ce staviti tekst Impeach Bush. Sediste im je u onoj pekari 
Aaaa… sve bolji od boljeg!!!!! Ali evo da izdvojim ovaj : In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.
Ima ih dosta i na internetu. Da sam ja Bus…. e, al’ srecom, nisam:)))
After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here? jedan od boljih, mada su svi dobri
i ovaj : A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot!
nema sanse da se ovde izdvoji nesto! kako pogledam, ovaj mi je dobar zbog ovog, onaj zbog onog i tako se samo vrtim u krug, srecom pa se ujedno i smejem!
nego, ocu i ja tamo, tu kod tebe 
ann arbor
I was against Bush before it was cool
moj favorit…
Stupid people deserve a stupid president. i ovaj naravno
Evo i od mene jedan predlog:
,,Bus, zajebi ratove, izdrzavaj malo moju zenu,,
@Sasha:
probaj da kad zoves banku ili sl., da onome ko ti se javi kazes “this call may be recorded for quality control purposes”. neverovatno je kako se ljudi pogube
@wtf:
ja najvolem Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church
@ominotago:
smejanje u krug
@mikosava:
5 bambija za mikosavu
@Suzana:
nisam ni sumnjao
@seka:
taj ti je dobar
Ne zna ti baka te stranske jezike, al kad su ‘45. amerikanci došli iznesem ja njima pitu i kažem - pita! a oni samo gledaju… e, ni pite šta je ne znaju…
@Suzana:
jeste, jeste
@eBaka:
ne zna baka jezike, ali dobro pamti
ovo je fantastično!
evo za ebaku jedan link, deda
http://dedaborblog.blog381.com/
Hahaha… e pazi kad hocu. Evo sutra cim budem opet zvala Western Union to cu da im kazem. Juuu jedva cekam.
@etotako:
obicno im treba par sekundi da dodju sebi 
tnx
@seka:
deka za baku
@Sasha:
mnogo je dobra fora
Prvo dramska pauza. Onda zbunjeno :
-Errr…Hello?
-Hello.
-Hello?
- I said, this conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes.
-Ma’m?
-Yes?
-Are you recording ma’m?
-I may be.
-Can I help you with something ma’m?
:)))
neverovatno je koliko se ljudi zbune cim uradis nesto sto nije deo uobicajene procedure
Moja omiljena bumper sticker je u obliku onih “support ribbons” koja kaze: “I support bumper stickers makers”
@emigracija:
dobar